where's alyssa milano with that door handle?
some people say dreams mean something, others say they're just random thoughts. i think you're just getting a slide show of your brain organizing and analyzing all the data it got when you were awake. in any case, last night i had a dream that i and 30 other people were kidnapped by the bad guys from the movie "commando", led by a japanese guy named Tamaguchi who sounded and acted like the assistant to kaiser sozé. we were held in a wine cellar where we ate dinner in unison at one of those long tables that only rich people in old movies have, and answered questions like, "did you like the ducktales cartoon?", and ,"is the taste of cold pizza in the morning pleasing to you?". after dinner we were transported by limos [yes, limos] to some house on a hill where we were subsequently released. why, you ask? because our kidnappers hadn't thought this far ahead and didn't know what to do. now, i ask you - what the hell does that mean? Matt @ 8:15 AM