and i thought OUR president was poetic, what, with terms like, "evildoer" and his prolific use of the words, "justice" and "terror". in this article, saddam hussein [gimme an ess!] names us and britain as the dreaded "forces of evil" [do we get to wear capes or cool masks?]. reportedly, he also said at the same iraqi speaking engagement, that anyone [us] who attacks iraq will die "in disgraceful failure". wow, that's great. hey, doesn't saddam hussein look like a middle-eastern version of mr. c from happy days?

editor's note: this post has been revised to exclude the assinine american quarterback comment. i was never even on the football team. i was the dork in the middle left side of the classrom that, other than receiving praise for the occasional witty comment, floated through high school mostly unnoticed. thank you and apologies. happy reading. Matt @ 1:45 PM