fines doubled in construction zones
the following is a list of things on the road that should stop or go away:
.people that buy expensive cars and leave them dirty
.people that drive fast cars slow
.people that drive slow in the leftmost lane
.people that come to a complete stop before turning off onto a sidestreet
.people that drive straight for miles with their blinker on
.the jesus fish, the darwin fish, the ufo lookalike, and the rest of them [let it go]
.calvin or his female counterpart reading, praying, or pissing on anything [it's not clever]
.any bumper sticker that begins with "got" and ends with a question mark [we don't have it!]
.all variations of the fahrfugnugen slogan [farfromfunny]
.all busdrivers
.road crews that work during peak traffic hours
.people that stop 30 feet before a red light, and inch up slowly to the crosswalk
.people that leave 3 or 4 car links of space ahead of them
.people that try to guess when a light will turn green by jerking forward 3 inches every 2 seconds
.campus security guards who try to wield the power of an air traffic controller Matt @ 9:52 AM