in fayetteville, n.c., a 63 year old office manager was sentenced to six years in prison for embezzling $1.1 million from the law firm that employed her [anderson johnson], even though they knew she was an embezzler when they hired her because one of their lawyers defended her in the case brought against her by her then current employer for [you guessed it] embezzling. now, who could've seen that coming?

in nyc last april, a 21 year old disgruntled construction worker was charged with the pickaxe slaying of his loud-mouthed foreman. [maybe he didn't like his company's incentive program]

in west virginia, a 13 year old was arrested after allegedly robbing a convenience store at gunpoint for a porn mag. hey little dude, next time you're going to burgle a stop-and-rob, make the cashier dance by shooting at the floor in front of him, cuz that's funny.

in chungho city, taiwan, a man in his 20s was rushed to a hospital from an internet cafe after suffering paralysis for playing a pc game for three days straight. i'd like to know what game he was playing, cuz if he was playing warcraft iii, that game looks pretty cool. Matt @ 12:58 PM