justice department loses 775 guns and 400 laptops
here's the article. pick your scenario:
fbi special agent corky: hey you! stop right there in the name of the law! [they could say that if they wanted] damn! where the hell is my gun?!"
... or ...
fbi inventory guy [on the phone]: wha's up, dawg? ... what? ... yeah, i got all kinds of cool stuff here ... like a shitload a guns, that's what ... no, i'm not lying ... you wanna see 'em? ... fine. i'll bring 'em over and show ya ... no you can't have 'em, dumb ass. they belong to the fbi ... of course they'll notice ... what? ... yeah, i think your girlfriend's sister is hot ... hell yeah, i'd like to hook it up ... how many guns? ... i don't know, that's a lot of fuckin' guns ... she gives good what? ... alright, deal. Matt @ 10:43 AM