monday blurps
in kobe, japan, in july, an unidentified young man calmly exited a local railway station apparantly uninjured, after leaping from between cars of a 60 mph west japan railway "express" train onto the stations' platform. he should star in the sequel to "unbreakable".

in clearwater, florida, 54 year old David Johnston is on trial for swindling investors. that's not good. so he formed a company with the same name as the lead plaintiff suing him, then under that company's name, petitioned to dismiss the case against David Johnston [himself], and now believes he has been cleared.

in mashhad, iran, a man convicted of sexually assaulting and killing his 16 year old nephew was sentenced to be thrown off a cliff in a big sack, with the understanding that if he lives through the fall, he will then be hanged. right on.
[EXT. Iran countryside. Top of big cliff. Thirteen men in dark sheets with beards.]
lynch-mobbian: [from up on cliff, yelling downward] HEY! ARE YOU DEAD?
sick bastard: ... owww ...
lynch-mobbian:damn! okay, who's gonna climb down and get him?
lynch-mobbian #2: dude, i'm not gettin him.
lynch-mobbian #3: i'm not climbing all the way down there.
lynch-mobbian: well, fuck! who's gonna get him?
lynch-mobbian #7: hey, i got an idea. ya think we could move that big rock over there? Matt @ 4:10 PM