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Friday, August 16
oh no, the major leagues are striking! who ... the fuck ... cares?! here's an article on cbsnews.com about the baseball players striking [for the ninth time since 1972]. i hope they do strike, and the owners don't cave, and no judge interferes this time, and the whole sport crumbles into little tiny pieces that are subsequently eaten up by migrating birds on their way to a continent we've never heard of. it's one thing to play baseball. it's wholly another thing to demand oodles of cash for a game i stopped playing after junior high. "i'm gonna take my ball and go home if you don't share your bologna sandwich!" [pout pout]. who cares. please do. what are you whining about? you play recess games for millions of dollars a year. you major in the sport 5th graders play. gee, how sad that you only own three houses. i hope your big-wheel flips over and you're forced to serve hotdogs at pee-wee football games, or be the guy that runs to get the tennis ball when it hits the net, or be the guy who signs out the shuffleboard equipment to old people on cruise ships. get off your high-horse, ya fucks! |
