rules for winning the lottery games on tv
1. it must be your first time playing. the winners always say, "i've never even played before. i just bought this ticket on a whim". the pot never goes to the people who dedicate their lives to winning it.
2. english cannot be your primary language. 90 percent of the people that win have to have their cousin or nephew tell them they won in some language i've never heard of, cuz they don't speak english.
3. you have to swear to keep your job. the winners are always seen saying, "i'm not even gonna quit my job." then either you have the perfect job, or a DUMB ASS, and they should give the money to someone else. Matt @ 10:24 PM