Monday, August 5
 
you can't be in our club!
seven women from austria, germany, and the u.s. have been excomminucated from the catholic church by the vatican. the charge? threefold. first, they were ordained as priests buy a guy who calls himself an archbishop, but whom the vatican rejects as being an archbishop. two, they're women. and three, they didn't say they were sorry [here's the article]. yeah, it's tough being part of an elitist organization. i remember as a kid kicking tons of girls out of my clubs. conversations usually went something like this:
me: you're a girl. you can't be in our club.
girl: uh huh. troy said i could.
me: nuh uh. troy's not the autocrat. i am. troy's the squadleader.
[yes, those were our actual titles]
girl: well, i don't wanna be in your club, anyway.
me: good, cuz you can't.
[the conversation usually deteriorated from there].
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