everybody wants a free lunch
including me. today at work, it's "employee appreciation day". that means togo's for lunch. whenever there's turbulence at work [people getting fired, expectations not met, etc] we always get pizza. when it's happy fun stuff, we get togos. so anyway, along with the sandwich, we got sodies and vending machine snacks. i grabbed one of those chips ahoy four-packs, only it contained three cookies, instead. i haven't opened it yet, but you can feel how it's missing one. so just to be an asshole, i called up nabisco and complained [the number's on the wrapper - 1.800.nabisco]. all they were gonna do is send me a coupon for another four-pack. i said forget it. what happened to the snapple commercials, you know? the guy gets a bad snapple or whatever, and the next day, they show up with a whole truckload of snapples for his whole high school? i want that. what a gip. i said maybe i should sue em for mental anguish or fraud or pain and suffering. the lady only half-heartedly apologized again. it's like she didn't take me seriously or something. hey, you're the one answering the hotline for snack items. don't get uppety with me, ya cookie-thieving nabisco lackey. Matt @ 12:14 PM