weird wednesday
63 year old [i've noticed that a lot of newsworthy stuff happens to 63 year olds] Giovanni Greco has been having his future mausoleum built. he visits it a lot. you know, to make sure it's being built right. anyway, last weekend, he climbed up a ladder to get a better view of the top, but then he slipped, hit his head on a marble step, fell into his tomb, and ... died.

a bosnian beggar fed up with loose change donations sets minimum donation requirement of at least one euro.

an eight year old boy was stopped after exceeding 80mph in a chevy pickup he stole from his foster parents in the middle of the night. on the seat next to him was a bag of toys and a box of shoes. he was driving from twinsburg, ohio to south akron, ohio [a distance of at least twenty miles]. he was going to his aunt's house. read the article. it's pretty impressive for a little kid.

a married homeless couple living pretty much in a tree in a park that overlooks the san francisco bay for twelve years have been given the boot. their eviction notice was stapled to the tree.


"worship me! i'm a big potato shaped like a hindu god. shower me with lots of flowers and money." Matt @ 3:54 PM