celebrity recognition requires one brain cell
according to a new study, it only takes one brain cell to recognize a celebrity. interesting. what i'd like to know is: where can i get this kind of funding? cuz i've got questions too. important questions like how many brain cells did it take to come up with the idea for this study? my mockery of this article is more interesting than both the article and the study, and i'm posting it for free. give me one percent of the money we spend on these kinds of studies, and i'll research the shit out of something for johnny public. something you can actually use. i'll be like good will hunting solving the unsolvable math problem to help you make all the green lights on your way to work in the morning. i'll figure out how to make an alarm clock noise that doesn't make you want to kill somebody before you get out of bed. i might even look into solving world hunger if i'm ahead of schedule. Matt @ 12:14 AM