losing more space shit
why are we always losing or breaking shit in space? aren't all these scientists we're always hearing about supposed to be the smartest people we got? how come they can't keep track of a big space umbrella? we can put people on the moon, but we can't fly a space-kite, is that it? you know, when aliens fly by our planet, we probably look like the run-down poverty-stricken neighborhood of the universe to them, with all our sputnik shit just floating around our atmosphere like an unmowed carpart-infested front yard in a town you pray to gawd you don't run out of gas in. i bet they turn down their music and lock their hatches as they pass us, thinking up new earthling jokes to tell each other when they're not sucking our cows dry or fucking with our crops. i bet there's an alien language out there somewhere in which the word for earthling is akin to the word for crackhead. Matt @ 11:46 PM