north korea needs a timeout
both current, this post is about how we [the US] will soon be giving north korea 50,000 tons of food aid, but the World Food Program says its not enough; a better number would be 200,000 tons. and yet this post is north korea whining that we're not nice enough to them. if you think i'm kidding, read the article. i quote:

North Korea said it wouldn't need any nuclear weapons if the US treated it like a friend...[blah blah blah]...If the United States treats the North in a friendly manner we will possess not one nuclear weapon.

are you fucking kidding me? could there be more of a childish thing to say on an international forum that didn't end in a fart joke?

[north korea and america as two schoolchildren at recess]
north korea: america, you never let me play wallball with you.
america: that's cuz you suck at wallball.
north korea: you should be nicer to me cuz i have a big bomb.
america: what?
north korea: i said i have a big bomb so you should be my friend.
america: maybe i _would_ be your friend if you weren't such a dick all the time.
north korea: i'm not a dick.
america: yes you are. why do you think nobody wants to play with you?
north korea: my mom says its cuz they're jealous.
america: no its cuz you're a dick. Matt @ 10:50 PM