pissed: the new superman movie
the new superman movie starring Brandon Routh [who i'd never heard of, but apparently has done a few soap-opera type shows [which would be why i'd never heard of him]] is going to suck ass. superman's costume is lame, which apparently is fine since he'll now have two costumes [one in black and silver for when he goes in space]. whatever, but here's the ACTUAL plot summary for the movie:

Following a mysterious absence of several years, the Man of Steel comes back to Earth in the epic action-adventure Superman Returns, a soaring new chapter in the saga of one of the world's most beloved superheroes. While an old enemy plots to render him powerless once and for all, Superman faces the heartbreaking realization that the woman he loves, Lois Lane, has moved on with her life. Or has she? Superman's bittersweet return challenges him to bridge the distance between them while finding a place in a society that has learned to survive without him. In an attempt to protect the world he loves from cataclysmic destruction, Superman embarks on an epic journey of redemption that takes him from the depths of the ocean to the far reaches of outer space."

yeah, that's a Dawson's Creek episode, not a Superman movie. puke!

superman: lois, i still love you!
lois: but i love richard now!
superman: what am i supposed to do without you??
lois: you need to move on and find someone who can make you happy.
superman: you make me happy, lois. you've always been the one for me.
lois: i...i...i can't, superman [runs away crying].
superman: damn this world! damn it all to hell! [speaking to self] no, cheer up superman. you can find somebody new! that's right! [posing in front of mirror] you're superman, damn it! everybody loves YOU! yeah, everybody wants some of this! ooh yeah, i'm the mutherfuckin man! can you handle this, metropolis!? yeahhhh...i wonder if lana still lives in smallville.

and then to make it worse, i find out that Kevin Spacey is going to play Lex Luthor. Attention Kevin Spacey [cuz he reads my blog]: what are you doing? you are awesome! don't throw in with this pile of crap! it's gonna suck. get out while you still can! hey, movie makers, if you're going to do a superhero movie [some of which have been pretty decent lately] take a queue from one like Batman Begins. that movie was awesome! Matt @ 5:17 PM