chocolaty goodness
you might have thought that kellogg's coco pops coco rocks is a chocolaty breakfast cereal, which it is, but in the uk where it was recently released, "coco rocks" is also slang for "dark brown crack cocaine made by adding chocolate pudding during production". the story goes on from there, but what i find most intriguing is the new knowledge that such a product exists. i was unaware of a chocolaty version of crack cocaine. i would imagine this concoction must be for those of you for whom crack cocaine is simply not enough, so that you can also get your pudding fix too. that's pretty far beyond beer and cheerios. when you're adding dessert snacks to your hardcore psychostimulant, you gotta be in a world of hurt. someone must have spent many a doped up night watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory to have come up with the idea of putting chocolate pudding in their cocaine.

on a related topic, the end of the article also mentions that there's a czech detergent called polio and a beef jerky product in japan called homo sausage beef jerky. i so would not buy either of those. Matt @ 12:33 PM