Thursday, July 7
 
i want what raymond wants
an old married couple standing behind me at kfc.
woman: i'm gonna go sit down.
man: you can't sit down till you order.
woman: i can sit down.
man: do you know what you want?
woman: i want the same thing raymond wants.
man: well what does raymond want?
woman: chicken.
man: we're all gettin chicken. what kind of chicken do you want? they got half a dozen kinds.
woman: i just want chicken.

for the record, there was no one else with them either in line or when we walked by them to leave, so i'm going to surmise that raymond was her imaginary friend.
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